If I Want to Whistle, I Whistle

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An 18-year-old about to be released from a juvenile detention center is pushed over the limit when his deadbeat mom reappears in Florin Serban's strong debut, "If I Want to Whistle, I Whistle." Though it loses its way in the final 20 minutes, the drama largely reps a lean, subtle take on the young-man-in-prison genre, boasting an especially powerful visiting-room sequence and impressive thesping skills from the largely nonpro cast. "Whistle" is the kind of solid, engrossing, small-scale pic fest auds should appreciate, offering possibilities for a limited arthouse run.

 

Silviu (George Pistereanu) is getting out of juvenile detention after four years inside for unspecified infractions. Since he's not top man on the totem pole, he's subject to the power-brokering of more hardened inmates. Younger brother Marius (Marian Bratu) makes an unexpected visit, announcing that their mom (Clara Voda) has returned from Italy and wants to take him back with her before Silviu gets out; big brother is not pleased.

 

With release imminent, Silviu participates in a program to reintegrate into society, taking a shine to young trainee social worker Ana (Ada Condeescu). While it's a small scene, their interaction and his flirtatiousness offer a promising sense for his future -- one that's squashed when his mother arrives with Marius. In an expertly built-up showdown, Silviu lays bare her lousy maternal behavior, threatening violence should she dare take Marius. With just five days to go before release, he tries to get the warden (Mihai Constantin) to agree to a day pass, but when it's refused, Silviu explodes.

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Funny Bad Life Tips

Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?

Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I gathered some life tips that without a doubt change your life in such a deep and profound way, you won't even notice!

So with all that said and down, now it's time to seat down, lean back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken and read this pearls of wisdom:

1. Every morning smile to your mirror!
But why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your iron board. Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher it may take it as provocation.

2. Always put your smile on!
People will assume you are a crazy person and won't mess with you.

3. Be kind to others!
Send me money.

4. Live every day like it is your last!
Crawl into a corner and cry.

5. Live every day to the fullest!
When going to the bathroom take a newspaper!

6. Drinking is not a solution
Unless we are talking about alcohol.

7. Better to give, than to receive
True only on case of infections

8. Clothes don't make the man!
But being naked will get you arrested.

9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
Put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.

10. Remember everybody makes mistakes!
And you will have the opportunity to laugh on them.

11. Always follow your dreams!
Just be sure to check that Pamela Anderson is also on board.

12. Give a man a fish and he might take it the wrong way...

13. Honesty is the best policy, at least that what Pamela always telling me.

14. Time is money.
Stop reading stupid articles!

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“I like to poo.”

“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”

“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”

“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”

“I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.”

“I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.”

“I get to go to alot over overseas places, like Canada.”

“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”

“I like most of the places I`ve been to, but I`ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don`t like eating fish, and I know that`s very popular out there in Africa.”

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